Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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