are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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