i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I skipped work to stalk him.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
