doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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