we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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