what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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