Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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