she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
