i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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