Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
i think my cat just said my name.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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