im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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