someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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