Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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