Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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