i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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