You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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