Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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