Im at strip club and am horny
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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