Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We are two peas in an std pod
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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