So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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