Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we made out on top of his cat.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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