Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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