I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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