That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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