i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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