So drunk its hurt
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I think my fart just growled at me.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
even my farts smell like vagina
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
