Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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