he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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