And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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