You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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