did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I wish i was in the wii world.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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