If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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