There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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