Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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