Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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