First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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