She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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