My balls are so social today.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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