What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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