Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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