I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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