No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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