honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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