No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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