all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Randomize
