Yo dont text me then not text me
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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