dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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