What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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