addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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