no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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