Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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