i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
There's a naked man in my car right now.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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