Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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