Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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