i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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