Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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