Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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