the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Just puked most of my soul out..
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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